He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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