she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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