How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
