yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
what is it with giant penises always finding me
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
