I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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