Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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