No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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