Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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