That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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