With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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