so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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