I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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