you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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