Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
