At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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