so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Damn victory sex feels great
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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