She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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