You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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