You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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