i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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