it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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