You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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