I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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