i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
try to milk me bitch
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