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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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