Pregnant stripper...not hot.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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