you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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