I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I love having hate sex.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Randomize
