I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
operation harelip BJ is a go
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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