is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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