the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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