After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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