But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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