Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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