Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
My feet surprised me
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