At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
wow bdsm is so cute
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Randomize
