batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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