he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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