in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I bet he comes in French.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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