So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
When did angry sex become our thing?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
you never un-have a 4some
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