yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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