I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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