When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
So. Much. Porn.
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