sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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