you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
