If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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