You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm really busy with my period
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