so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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