She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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