I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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