Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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