Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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