I wanna passion pit in your ass
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
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