My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
